Title:  Postcards
Rating: PG
Summary: Emily misses her family
Disclaimer:  If I owned Criminal Minds, there would have been much less bullshit than if CBS owned it.  But I don't own it.  So there that is.
Archive:  Do people still do this?  IDK.  But you can, if you feel that you must, just let me know.
Warnings:  Nah, not really.  If you've seen season ( Read more... )

Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds - but that could have been because I already had so much in common with her anyway.  I was so stoked to see someone on television who looked like me, dressed like me, had a kick ass job, and got to flirt with a hottie like Derek Morgan that it spiraled into a non-creepy-stalkery mini obsession for a while :)

Title: How Much Longer
Recipient: fell_beast2 
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Word count: 1291
Warnings/Spoilers: Mild spoilers for “Revelations”
Summary/Prompt: Each of the team’s thoughts during “Revelations”
Notes/Disclaimer: Not my toys, I'm just playing with them for a while. Thanks to my beta of eternal awesomeness!
And another note:  Now that the fics have been ( Read more... )

Title:  Okay
Rating: PG
Summary:  Garcia is okay. . . most of the time.
Disclaimer:  Look, if I owned Criminal Minds and it's characters, do you really think we'd only see them once a week?  And for only an hour, with commercial interruptions?  Hell no.  If I owned CM, Derek Morgan would never be allowed to wear clothes, and he'd live in my bed.  ( Read more... )

Title:  Tattoo
Rating:  PG
Summary:  Morgan finds out that Hotch supposedly has a tattoo, but doesn't believe it.
Disclaimer:  They don't belong to Patch.  When she was done playing, she had to give them back *sob*.
Archive:  Do as ye will.
Warnings:  No CM spoilers, but a few mild movie ones.
Notes:  Written for the Summer Of CM Fic-a-thon.  This story ( Read more... )

Mentions of spoilers herein, so anyone who doesn't want to know should flee.  Flee, I tell you!

So, okay.  I read the TWOP spoilers this morning (and thanks ever so

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Title: Reading

Rating: G
Summary: After the events of Profiler, Profiled, Derek pays Penelope a visit.
Feedback:  Would cause me to dance.  Probably not well, but dance, nonetheless.
Archive:  Please do, just holla at me y'all!
Disclaimer:  I just borrowed them, I promise I was careful and I put them back where I found them.
Warnings:  No spoilers - for ( Read more... )

Title:  Spots
Rating:  G
Summary:  Garcia has chickenpox.
Feedback:  Makes me smile all pretty.
Archive:  Okily-dokily-doo (/Flanders).  Just tell me.
Disclaimer:  Running out of clever ways to say "not mine".
Warnings:  Nope.
Author's Notes:  Written for
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So instead of studying, I've been watching CM.  Obsessively.  Repetitively.  Eye-burningly.  This is a sickness people, but I'm in no hurry for a cure.  And I've got a few questions/comments regarding some of the main players (and tread carefuly folks, this is in no way ordered, logical or original, it's a stream of pure Patchthought).  So, Hotch ( Read more... )

Title:  Phone Call
Rating:  PG
Summary:  Morgan calls Garcia
Feedback:  Always
Archive:  Sure ya can.
Disclaimer:  I don't own them - but I often wish I did.
Warnings:  Just some light flirting!
Author's note:  From what y'all are telling me, it's been a while since these two have talked - I figured I'd try to fill the gap.  The dialogue-only approach is ( Read more... )